The "Performance Review" R112 // Safety 3rd
Charcoal/Black
$35.00 USD
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The "Verified" path to unemployment. 🚩
We moved the goalposts. In this version of the vault, the Paycheck is still 1st, but Safety has been demoted to 3rd—safely behind the "Fuck HR" second-place finisher.
Built on the legendary Richardson 112 frame, the Safety 3rd trucker is for the professional who knows that a "meeting with management" is actually just a ceremony for their latest achievement. Featuring a clean charcoal frame and black-on-black-on-bold embroidery, this hat is for the ones who have a "Verified" checkmark on their disciplinary file.
Not so flat. Same clap.
The Specs:
The Frame: Classic Richardson 112 Trucker (Charcoal/Black).
The Fit: Mid-profile with a pre-curved visor (standard issue for career-ending decisions).
The Feel: Breathable mesh back because excellence is a high-pressure, low-safety environment.
The Snark: Precision flat embroidery with a "Verified" checkmark for your obligatory HR visit.
The No-Strings Guarantee:
$35 Flat. Free Shipping. No Strings Attached. No surprise fees at checkout. We handle the shipping costs so you can spend your paycheck on things that actually matter. The score is 1-0.
"If you’re going to get fired, you might as well have a checklist."
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
The "Performance Review" R112 // Safety 3rd
$35.00 USD
We moved the goalposts. In this version of the vault, the Paycheck is still 1st, but Safety has been demoted to 3rd—safely behind the "Fuck HR" second-place finisher.
Built on the legendary Richardson 112 frame, the Safety 3rd trucker is for the professional who knows that a "meeting with management" is actually just a ceremony for their latest achievement. Featuring a clean charcoal frame and black-on-black-on-bold embroidery, this hat is for the ones who have a "Verified" checkmark on their disciplinary file.
Not so flat. Same clap.
The Specs:
The Frame: Classic Richardson 112 Trucker (Charcoal/Black).
The Fit: Mid-profile with a pre-curved visor (standard issue for career-ending decisions).
The Feel: Breathable mesh back because excellence is a high-pressure, low-safety environment.
The Snark: Precision flat embroidery with a "Verified" checkmark for your obligatory HR visit.
The No-Strings Guarantee:
$35 Flat. Free Shipping. No Strings Attached. No surprise fees at checkout. We handle the shipping costs so you can spend your paycheck on things that actually matter. The score is 1-0.
"If you’re going to get fired, you might as well have a checklist."
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
Size guide
| Â | A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) |
| One size | 19 ⅛-23 ¼ | 4 ⅜ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾ |